It's so cold here, the air is a thick ice fog. 

It doesn't happen alot - but it happens at least once a year. 

Not only is it FREEZING cold...... but it's extremely windy, which makes it twice as bad!

We're hearing things like "lows of minus 52" right now........ 

Baby, it's cold outside!!!

I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots

and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you’re always right,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you’re not around,

and the fact that you didn’t call.

But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,

not even close…

not even a little bit…

not even at all.

Yesterday, it was warmer here than in Jacksonville, Florida. I

won't draw a map to where I live, but lets just say it's a LOT

closer to the North Pole than Jacksonville is.

What's even weirder - I am officially a Patriots fan!! I don't

really like the NFL - in fact, I pay no attention to the NFL at

all - BUT - who can ignore 16-0?? Besides, what else is there

to watch on TV? The "Britney Saga"?? I think not! I'd rather

watch football and get some sleep!

Oh - and .......

LEAVE BRITNEY

ALONE!!!!

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